Saturday, January 26, 2008

 

Cat

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This is Cat. Cat is his name. When I want him, I just holler "CAT!" usually preceded by an Anglo-Saxon adjective. He is my cat, inasmuch as a cat can be anyone's. Like all cats, Cat is a pain in the rear - but he doesn't care. He is housebroken - that's right, no kitty litter. I've had many cats, but this is without a doubt the best cat I've ever sort of owned.

The vet's secretary thinks I'm mean because I won't name him. I've tried to explain that Cat is his name, but she doesn't get it. Women...

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